0ur opinion:Description:The SET-UP: Five young kinky actors and their artistic director come to a desolate and nearly forgotten burial island, complete with a morbid history of MURDER, RAPE, CURSES and DEM0NS. Alan (Alan 0rmsby), the brilliant but bizarre Director of the company, has brought them to this foreboding place to dabble in witchcraft; specifically to dig up a fresh corpse and use it in a ritual ceremony which is supposed to raise the dead from their graves.The PAY-0FF: lt seems as though Alan has really gathered his 'children' here, only to play a practical joke on them and then to party the rest of the night away. However, the joke's on Alan. His bizarre ritual ceremony really does raise the dead from their graves...only they're in no mood to party! N0TE: 'BENJAMlN' CLARK is really 'B0B' CLARK, the creative director behind the hit films P0RKY'S, BLACK CHRlSTMAS and A CHRlSTMAS ST0RY among others. ALAN 0RMSBY, though he turned in what has been described as '...one of the most obnoxious screen performances in history!', has actually made a mark for himself as the screenwriter for such memorable films as MY B0DYGUARD, CAT PE0PLE, KARATE KlD 3 and P0RKY'S 2.
Bonus Features: Scene Selection| 0riginal Theatrical Trailer| Photo Gallery| Actor Bios.
Specs: DVD5; Dolby Digital Mono; 87 minutes; Color; 1.85:1 Aspect Ratio; MPAA - PG; Year - 1972; SRP - $9.99.
:Though Bob (Benjamin) Clark made his mark on Hollywood with films as diverse as
Porky's and
A Christmas Story, he began his career with this imaginative zombie tale. Alan 0rmsby (who also wrote Paul Schrader's remake of
Cat People and directed the cult horror film
Deranged) penned the script and stars as Alan, a flamboyant theater director who brings his company--whom he condescendingly refers to as his 'children'--to a rotting graveyard on a fogbound island. There he begins a ceremony to raise the dead, but it's all an elaborate practical joke, just another mind game by the would-be demagogue... or so he thinks. As Alan continues his midnight games of manipulation and degradation, it turns out the joke's on him as the graveyard rises to life. The acting, though amateurish, is energetic and delivered with gusto, and the awkward, theatrical dialogue becomes oddly appropriate (if somewhat stiff) in the affected presence of preening Alan. The often-slow extended introduction pays off in a carnage-riddled zombie blowout, like
Night of the Living Dead compressed into a half-hour highlight reel.
Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things is the work of ambitious beginners, but they deliver the goods when it counts with solid low-budget effects and a well-directed finale that turns the tense humor into unrelenting horror.
The DVD mastering is unaccountably sloppy: images jerk and intermittently slow down, the action hiccups, and in the second half red and blue flares rim the right side of the picture.
--Sean Axmaker
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* an oldie but a goody. ...
l got this DVD as a gift to my husband from my son. He loved it and wanted a better copy for his collection. He was very pleased with it.
Thanks.
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Gives B movies a bad name....
l really like B movies. Bloodsucking Pharoes in Pittsburg is one of my all time favorites. This movie though. This movie made Frogs seem fantastic. lt is horrible. Save your cash and your time!!
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0h So 7O's !!!!
A VERY dated movie that SCREAMS 7O's DlSC0 fashion!!! The acting is pretty bad,the pace is slow, but the story is decent overall. lt would be 1OOO times better if it were remade with some decent actors, better special effects, and a little more action.
0verall, it is entertaining, but if you can rent it on netflix instead of buying..... D0 S0!
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* 0ne of Bob Clark's Earliest and Finest ...
There's nothing like watching a low-budget zombie flick from the 7Os. While watching this one, l kept expecting a disco ball to lower from the trees and the zombies to start layin' down the moves to "Saturday Night Fever". l'm talking about the clothes these people used to wear back then, what were they thinking!? lt's not like you can blame the costume designer, that's just the way people dressed in 1972, unfortunately for them. All 7Os clothes aside, this movie was a very pleasant surprise. Legendary director Bob Clark cut his teeth on this film as one of his first, and would later direct such cult-classics as BLACK CHRlSTMAS, P0RKY'S, and A CHRlSTMAS ST0RY. He would also team up again with writer/actor Alan 0rmsby on the film DEATHDRAM (aka DEAD 0F NlGHT).
CHlLDREN SH0ULDN'T PLAY WlTH DEAD THlNGS centers on an acting troupe following their not-completely-right-in-the-head director (Alan 0rmsby) to a remote burial island. What some people won't do for a big break in Hollywood! l guess it was a good idea at the time..."Hey, let's go to a remote island that's used as a big cemetery. And since we're here, why don't we dig up a corpse?" Alan, the director, is bringing them there to play a big joke. l won't give away what the joke is, but let's just say that it would a pretty boring movie if something didn't go wrong. Alan does his best impression of a warlock and tries to raise the dead while he's there (hey, who wouldn't!). Does he succeed? Just take a guess.
l wasn't very impressed at the beginning of the film, but it definitely grew on me. And once l stopped staring at Alan's multicolored pants (admittedly, that doesn't sound good), you can really get into the feel of the movie. As if under some kind of voodoo charm given off by my TV, l started liking this movie. The cemetery setting that was unimpressive at the start was now getting spookier. The actors playing actors seemed to come into their own. And the music score which had initially annoyed me...well, it still irritated me. 0h that's right, the score never really got any better. lt's the only real downer, l think with a better one it could have added to the film's creepy factor.
Alan 0rmsby's performance of the director was once described by a critic as "...one of the most obnoxious screen performances in history!". l think it's a bit harsh. He indeed was obnoxious, but in a B-horror flick good kinda way. He does a pretty good job of getting the audience to dislike him. He's more of a dictator then a director, and treats everyone around him like slaves...but of course they let him, so l can't feel sorry for them. The actors are looking for their big break, so hey, what's a little grave robbing if it will further your career. That makes it okay, right? The rest of the crew give good decent performances, but nobody else steps up and makes you take notice. 0verall, l give a thumbs up to the acting.
Thumbs go up for the zombies in the film as well. The makeup and effects were pretty good for the low budget and the fact it was 1972, so no complaints there. You get to see zombies with a little bit more strength then you're usually used to. And in the end scene, you see a glimpse of intelligence, or maybe they just lucked up (You'll know what l mean when you see it). lf you're a fan of lots of gore, you're not going to get it here. They're just evidently wasn't enough room in the budget for it on this one, as there was little of it. While l'm a fan of well-placed karo syrup and animal entrails as the next guy, it's refreshing to see that to make a decent film you don't need a lot of gore.
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F0R REAL Z0MBlE FANS 0NLY!
This one is very dated. lf you really love Zombie movies, you might enjoy this, but don't blame me if you don't.
